Crazy Random Happenstances

Reading my texts the morning after Cinco de Mayo

WHEN I PICTURE MYSELF AS A MOM

Freshman year

When my friends & I are out and we see the group of girls we hate

If we’re sober:

If we’re drunk:

Why I hate family parties

When I’m rolling and someone gives me a light show

THAT TIME I DATED A BRO

WHEN I MET MY HOOK UP’S OLD HOOK UP

When people ask if I want to have kids.

When people ask me why I’m such a bitch